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__HIDER__ <hide> 001 Usopp: Stop it, please! Don't kill her!! We're comrades!!! Usopp: Nami, quick! Run awaaay!!! Chops: You bastard! You bastard! Stop iiit!!! Laura: It's me who'll get Absalom as groom!!! Laura: Get lost!! Usocho: Gyaah!!!
Nami: (pant)
Ow!! Laura: Alright Nami: (pant) (pant) Laura: Prepare to diiie!!! Nami: Wait a moment!! I'm...! ! Nami: (pant) I'm !!! Actually a "man" !! [<- Nami even used male particles too] 002 Laura: EEEEHHH!!?
Chops: EEEEEEEHHH!!?
Usopp: Oi, oi..
Laura: Re... really?
Nami: Re... really!! I'm a trap!! I'm not fucking with you!! [<- and now she's making it sound more gay I think...] Nami: Plus,
Nami: You and that beast man really fit together! I'd like to support that!!!
Laura: EH!? Really!? Nami: Really! I'm not fucking with you!! Laura: ..... until now, I haven't been supported a single time before Laura: you're the first one to have ever directed such gentle words to me...!! Nami: Chin up, my friend! Nami: That's what they call friendship! I'm "Namizô", but you can call me Nami. Laura: F... Friendship... Nami sfx: *smile* Usopp: ....... she brought her to heel 003 Nami: So, when he's conscious of course he won't give you his sign! Nami: But you know, when he's asleep.. Laura: Attack him in his sleep!? Is that alright!? I wouldn't do that even as a human!! Nami: Laura, aren't you a zombie? Laura: But! There's this rotting issue..! Nami: When he's not sleeping, there's plenty of time if you knock him unconscious. Usopp: Hey Namizô, aren't we going to run away after all? [^ I didn't get this conversation all that right... probably because it uncannily makes me think of necrophilia and rape] Nami: By the way, Laura... I lost something in the treasure vault... I'd like to get back there but Nami: I wonder where it's been again, could you tell me the direction? Laura: How silly of you, but it's okay! So, when you're at Lady Perona's room it's very close Usopp: Even though she really fell for it, she doesn't get it by now [<- too liberal, sorry] Chops: (So Nami was a man after all...)
Chops: ....
(no wonder she appeared to be so masculine!) [And I thought Chopper was a *good* doctor... orz]
Usopp: !!
Usopp: Hey Nami! HE caught up with us!
Nami: Really!? 004 Nami: Laura!! Chance to attack!! Nami: It'll be okay since I won't see him again!! Nami: You can do it!! You two are the best couple!! Laura: I can do it!!! Thank you, Nami! You gave me courage!!! Laura: Absaloooooom!!! Abs: WHOOOW!!! Laura!!! Nami: You two, now's the time!! Chops: You dealt with the hog without doing anything after all!!! Chops: Nami, you're greeaat! Nami: Wasn't she a well-behaved good girl, if you'd just try to talk with her? Usopp: But your eyes became strange!!! 005 Box: In Thriller Bark, Thousand Sunny Perona: There's not a single treasure chest Perona: on this ship!? Zombie: There were chests, but they were empty... Zombie: There was just a little money Perona: I'm appalled! That we'd get Perona: No outcome with two ships... Perona: Is this really the ship of the man who brought down Crocodile? Perona: Oh well, then discharge just any rations!! Zombies: Aye! Hildon: Lady Perona!! Perona: Hildon! Hildon: Master Moria is calling for the Mysterious Three. Perona: Master did..? Why? Hildon: It seems that he was able to arrest "Strawhat Luffy"!! Hildon: It is going to be the debut of No.900! Perona: No.900!? Really!? 006 Laura: Ab-sama!!! Laura: Absalom you bastard, come out and marry me!!! Laura: You disappeared and ditched me again didn'tcha!! Abs: That's strange.... Abs: There's no other place to run to... Abs: Hey, Bearsy Bearsy: Ah... ah.... Master Absalom, something terrible...!! Bearsy: something bad....!! Abs: Heey, wait first it's my turn! Did by any chance three of the pirates come across here? Bearsy: Ah... ah.... about that Perona: Absalom!! Perona: What're you doing here!! This is my room! Absalom: Perona Bearsy: Welcome back, Lady Perona! Perona: Don't talk, Bearsy!! How many times to do I have to tell you!!? Bearsy: ..... but there's something important I need to.... Perona: QFT!! Don't make another sound!!! 007 Abs: As always you're so severe with Bearsy (So sebearsy) Perona: Be quiet, he's my subordinate! Perona: Besides, have you heard about it? Master's calling us together Bearsy: ah...... Abs: Huh? Did something happen? Bearsy: Umm... Zipper sfx: *zzzzip*... Usopp: (........) Zipper sfx: *zzzip*... Usopp: (.....) Nami: (w... we'd need a miracle if we don't want to get found again!!) Nami: (why are we hiding in here anyways!!) Usopp: (we can't help it! that beast man caught up on us so fast!! besides i..) Usopp: (don't think he'd come to be a zombie!! looking through this slit, seems we actually got away pretty well!) Hildon: Master Absalom!! So you were here? Hildon: There is something I would like to let you know of...!! Abs: What is it? Hildon: It seems there has been... one more intruder among the pirates Abs: Intruder? Hildon: It's the "Humming" swordsman!!! Abs: !!? 008 Franky: Somebody fell from the sky...!! Smoke SFX: *sizzle*... Tallaran: ? Franky: Hey, what is it that just cam falling... Robin: Would it be.. Franky: No.. umm... Smoke SFX: *sizzle* Franky: Although it kinda looks a bit like... 009 Franky: ! Tallaran: Hey heeey, ahhahhahhahhahha!! Tallaran: Although some weirdo butted in!! You can't run away from me! Tallaran: Cause I can make as many webs as I want!! Tallaran: Mooonkey monkeeey~~ Franky: Alas Franky: Would there be a nice pillar somewhere right now Franky: Buy me some time Robin: ....? Franky: I just have to build a weapon 010 Tallaran: SHAAAAAAH!!! "Spider Nettori Net"!!! (nettori = sticky) Robin: ! Robin: Silk glands in the hands........!! Robin: "Seis fleur" Robin: "Slap"!! Tallaran: Eh? Tallaran: GYAAAAAHH!! You slapped my eyeball!!! Tallaran: !! Tallaran: Ubabeh!! Shit!!! Tallaran: I'm stuck in the nettori net!!! Franky: Alright! Nico Robin, the preparations are done! Franky: Out of the way Robin: .....!? What's thaat?
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Franky: Thaat is the steel nunchaku I brought, Franky: only inserted into a pillar. Franky: Course there's a huge enough weapon for such a monster Tallaran: ......!! Tallaran: eh Franky: "HEAVY NUNCHAKU"!!! Tallaran: BOHEEH!!! 012 Tallaran: Guoooh!!! Tallaran: (what's up with that power!!! isn't he a human!?) Franky: ORA!!! Tallaran: fdeh SFX from Tallaran's face: *squish*!! Tallaran: bhe Tallaran: doe......!!! 013 Tallaran: Pueh... Tallaran: ua... uaid a .... sdo.... Tallaran: Sdop it you asshole!!! Franky: ! Tallaran: "Spider nettori net"!!! (pant) (pant) Franky: !? Tallaran: Ahhahhahhahha!!! Franky: ........ Franky: "Weapons left"!!! Tallaran: debaah!!!
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Tallaran: cough... a.... ah Robin: AHH!!! Tallaran: ! Tallaran: Oh. Franky: WHU!? Franky: Nico Robin!! Spider Mice (=SM): Heyheyheey SM: Moouse mouseee~ Franky: What're THOSE!!? Robin: Sorry,... got caught off guard!! Franky: There were other spiders!? Tallaran: SHAAAAH!!! Franky: Gwah!!! Franky: Shit!!! 015 Tallaran: Ahhahhahhahha!! You idiots!!! Tallaran: Mooonkey monkeeey (*gasp*) Tallaran: Off guard, my ass!! Tallaran: They're my subordinate Spider Mice!! Tallaran: There are as many as 500 of them on Thriller Bark!!! (*gasp*) Franky: ........ Tallaran: Until now there hasn't been a single time we caught and harmed one of our preys Tallaran: It's always by surprise!! From out of the darkness, out of the blind spot, we catch our enemies Tallaran: Our "threads" were remodeled by Master Hogback so they can by no means get cut through with human power!!! SM: Your friends were silently picked SM: by us from above the ceiling!! SM: Now you are going to be taken to the same place SM: as your friends!! Prepare yourselves!! SFX all over the bg: Yohohoho~, yoohohoohoo, yohohohoo, yoohohoohoo Tallaran: ...? Tallaran: Huh? 016 [Brook's song] Going to deliver, Bink's hard liquor Leave it to the sea, to the waves, and be carefree Even the setting sun revels beyond the tides It's the orbital song of birds in the skies Tallaran: Huh? What's that!! Tallaran: Who's that!! Tallaran: Who's singing that song!! Brook: Yohohoho, no no, so you did enter this island after all? Robin: ! Robin: Eh.... how did you come from down- Brook: I jumped. Since I'm light. Brook: It cannot be helped if you unfortunately did come here. Brook: I should tell you everything about this island!! Tallaran: Hey you, who are you!!! Tallaran: You're not a zombie!!? Tallaran: Are you another comrade of the pirates!? Franky: Hey!! Skeleton!! Brook: ... don't mind, don't mind... it is alright... since I am finishing this. Franky: !?..... Brook: ... "Humming ten feet" ... (hanauta sanchô) [<- three chô are roughly ten feet / 3 meters] Brook: "Arrow-notch Strike"!!! (yahazu giri) sword's sfx: *CHING*!! End for this week </hide>
__HIDER__ <hide> Diese Woche wieder mal keine Spoiler Infos, da uns der kongenialste RAW-Hunter seit langer Zeit Mal wieder mit einem Early Release beglückt hat. Was auch noch gesagt werden muss: In Japan gibt es am Ende des Monats (April) eine große Feiertagswoche, die sich Golden Week nennt. Diese Woche wird landesweit zelebriert und die Japaner haben so viel freie Tage am Stück, wie sonst nie^^ Die Woche wird in der Regel mit dem 29. April eingeläutet dem grünen Tag (Midori no Hi), obwohl ich meine gelesen zu haben, dass der in diesem Jahr zum ersten Mal anders heißen soll..ich meine nach ner Regierungs-Ära. (Naja, ist ja nicht so wichtig) Es folgen dann auch noch solch wichtige Tage, wie der Verfassungsfeiertag und der Volksfeiertag und das Ganze wird mit dem Kindertag abgerundet. (die waren, glaube ich, von 3. - 5. April) Ok, aber zurück zum Thema: Wie angeschnitten arbeitet eigentlich kein Japaner in dieser Zeit und daher wird auch One Piece//die gesamte Shonen JUMP pausieren!!!
Jo, das war's auch schon^^
Bin kein Japaner..das Wissen hat sich einfach so über die Jahre angehäuft, weil ich das Land sehr liebe, kann trotzdem sein, dass manche Info nicht ganz 100% stimmig ist XP </hide>
